Adondelestamy

Adondelestamy (pronounced - Ah-don-dei-less-to-me) is the scientific condition know where your body begins Copernicus Metamorphosis, sometimes called - "nicuh-sis", which starts the dilation of the ocular capillaries, encouraging the blood flow through the eyes and effectively causing red eyes.

In 99.97% of the cases, Delta-9-Tetrahydrocannabinol, bka "THC" was proven to temporarily provide relief and a long term cure for this devastating disease.

I thought I had the pink eye, but my doctor confirmed my worst suspicions, I have level-2 Adondelestamy.

SuperFoodZ

Any superfood, which tastes astronomically amazinger, when consumed when high. Twinkies, Ho-Hos, & the likes are also considered SuperFoodz.

I was snackin on some SuperFoodZ, when this Ho starts with the drama; put a hard end to the high timeZ.

kuzahn

(noun, pronounced: Ku'-zawn); Either by birth, blood or association, these people are your family. A modern etymology of outdated term, cousin. A parental figure can never be your kuzahn.

I was kicking it all day with my kuzahn Jojo & his girl Jeena; that party was lit

FortShite

An epic dump; a colossal sized excrement of feces.

After a beer and wings night, its time for a FortShite.

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/

In SMS messaging / represents a universal punctuation mark ..:: an implied punctuation mark / it iZ used whichever way the sender wishes to express / anywhere & everywhere ({period| / comma / questionmark / exclamation / colon ) It can never be used as a semi-colon because one-half of an ahole doesn't exist / sometimes, aKa fwd Zlash

He was able to dwart the argument by punctuating it with / fwd Zlash

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HAF

Happy Artist Friday. Similar to how there is TGIF, which everyone KnOws its stands for Thank God Its Friday; or also tickling genetalia is fun, there exists HAF - Happy Artist Friday. A day to celebrate performing artists, Happy Artist Friday aims at highlighting artists with a simple plan. When Itz Friday,

* U educate yourself on the artist (google, wiki, discography, etc)
* U stream their music all day long
* B happy

Hey stoner girl, letz jam the dub proof on this HAF.