Strap-O-Death

1. Melted Seatbelt
2. The 1 thing that kept Dane Cook from the party in his Vicious Circle Tour (due to the fire)
3. Any object that binds you to a vehicle-like coffin

"I was driving, and I flipped into a ravine. It was more like a quarry, and I couldn't remove the seatbelt due to the flames, so my safety device has now become a Strap-O-Death"

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