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fermion

The little particle that drives fermentation.

It takes water, fermions, and patience to make ethanol from corn.

by Orthogonal Jones July 11, 2008

57👍 13👎


summarize

To get ready for warm weather.

The teacher asked me to summarize my argument, so I took out all the parts about eskimoes.

by Orthogonal Jones May 24, 2008

2851👍 1447👎


turmoil

What you get when you squeeze a turmite.

I stepped on a lot of turmites, and now my shoes are slippery with turmoil.

by Orthogonal Jones September 7, 2007

105👍 59👎


apiary

A place where apes grow and live.

Bob converted an airplane hangar into an apiary, and put a bunch of chimps in it.

by Orthogonal Jones January 11, 2008

48👍 13👎


VPILF

Vice President I'd Like to Fuck

Sarah Palin is a VPILF candidate.

by Orthogonal Jones September 2, 2008

23👍 7👎


capsize

The size of your head, in case you want to put a hat on it.

I want to get my brother a baseball cap, but I don't know his capsize.

by Orthogonal Jones January 12, 2007

90👍 35👎


rampart

a part of a ram, like the head or the tail.

I ran over some sheep last night, so I took a rampart home for dinner.

by Orthogonal Jones December 1, 2006

124👍 110👎