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When you get a double meat double cheese with bacon and green Chile from Whataburger and get a 4x4 Animal style from in and out, then split the double in between the patties to add the entire 4x4 and make one sandwich.
I'm going to get a whatagangbang animal style for lunch
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When you have to shit really bad so you shove a finger up your ass two knuckles deep and quickly make your way to the nearest bathroom
If I didn't 2 knuckle shuffle I would have shit at my desk
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When you cover a butthole in bacon bits proceed to pound the shit out of it pull out and nut on the hole for dressing, you then eat out the freshly made butthole, bacon, and jizz salad.
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The big fat fuck in your office handing out fitness advice. Can be found wearing extremely tight clothes with bulging fat rolls eating doughnuts and telling you how to live your life. Also is the fatty has motivational pictures and talks about the hard workout they had sitting on the couch trying to figure out how to shovel a whole pie in there face in one bite.
fatty douche asshole fitness fuckface fitness fatty