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Conjured

- Whitewater kayaking term, to have something bad happen, To get beat down, violated, have a bad time, get your shit rocked. But applicable to pretty much anything bad happening.

- To be trapped in a relationship that robs you of your earthly passions, hobby’s and friends.

“I got conjured in Crunch today and swam out of that demented hole on river left after the Boof”

“My friend is totally conjured by his girl, he isn’t even kayaking anymore.”

“I got conjured on my drive up to Squamish yesterday in Seattle traffic”

by Osama Ben McKenzie July 20, 2024