school

A farm,
A place were the government throw adults money uneffectivley at, expecting kids to learn more, get better jobs and pay even more taxes to the government,

It's a money farm,

...and they say money doesn't grow on trees, there right, it grows in schools!

'Do you know were all this money for the NHS comes from?'
'No, were?'
'It comes from the money farms,'
'I've never heard of them'
'Well they like to call them "schools"'

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chav

CHAV- (Council House And Violence),
Natural Eemy - The Emo

I chav is basically a wannabe gangster, they wear the bling bling, listen to the black man rap, smoke, and generally don't appreciate the things around them, most of them are failures in school.
They usually wear lots of "bling" and have baseball caps at 90degrees with a matching tracksuit and trousers tucked into football socks.

Popular brands include:

Fred Perry
Burburry
Nike
3 Stipe
Rockport
Stone Island
Ben Sherman
and anything with the england football badge.

Attitude: Most chavs think there it, and start to smoke from an early age, if you just look at one funny, he will be on your case, this is probably due to too much cannabis effecting the brain.
Remeber smoke responsibly!

Examples of popular Chav language:

"init mate"
"You startin'"
"You wanna take this outside?"
"<general swear word here>"
"SAF" (Sound as f**k)
"FAF" (Fit as f**k)

They use lots of abrieviations:

"m8" = "mate"
"n" = "and"
"b" = "be"
"2" = "to"
etc.

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