bristle

It's when you stick your beard inside a woman's vagina and then you tickle it.

-Bristle me, David, bristle me!

-What's that?

-It's when you stick your beard inside a woman's vagina and then you tickle it.

-Oh, ok. Are you sure you want me to do that?

-Yes. I have an itch that needs to be scratched.

*David proceeds to bristle his lady friend to hairy conclusion*

-Thank you. I am sated.

*natural post-coital silence*

-Sooooooo...what do you guys want to talk about?

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