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Idiology is that perfect balance between idiocy and ideology for which people will blindly vote for. They will vote for people who are even mass murderers (as an example) and defend their vote, simply because they are running under a particular party that the voter is registered for.
John: I can't believe that Charles Manson and Ted Bundy have just been elected President and Vice President of the United States of America.
Jane: I am shocked myself. Isn't Ted Bundy dead?
John: Is he? All I know is that my neighbor voted for them. He expresses his id-iology so well.
Jane: Agreed! He should be so proud of his idiological behavior!!!
The long fold of scrotum that grows over time as a man grows older.
Example:
Sylvester: Hey honey I’m feeling a little frisky. How ‘bout we roll in the deep together?
Helga: are you fucking kidding me? How can I even fuck that limp pole when you have batwing balls the size of a shower curtain?! 🦇
A person who is so black in color as to be completely cloaked during the nightfall hours.
Tyrone: So, you think you black huh?
Trevor: I is the blackest fo'shure.
Tyrone: Well then you haven't met Otis. That mothafuckah is a charcoal ghost, he is!
The sudden urge to get up from your cubicle, and scream out "This is Sparta!" in front of all of your unsuspecting coworkers.
"And now for the top story on tonight's Eyewitness News. EMS workers rushed to the scene at Iranian Persian Carpet Company earlier tonight where an employee had a mental breakdown. He kept yelling "This Is Sparta" and started kicking people into imaginary pits that he yelled about as he did so. Preliminary testing showed he is testing positive for Leonidesitis!"
A medal that is usually worn around the neck consisting of food that can be eaten, so as to leave nothing but the ribbon.
Kathleen: "Congratulations Alex. Nice meh....Wait... Where your medal?"
Alex: "I ate it. It was one of the most delicious medals I've ever eaten, and I've eaten a lot of them!"
Kathleen: "Why not the ribbon as well?"
Alex: "C'mon Kathleen! It's an edimedable, not an ediribbable!"
A Halloween costume consisting of a black bra hanging over your head while wearing black pajamas
Hey Epstein, did you see Benjamin at the Halloween party? You think he could have spent a few dollars and gotten a semi decent costume instead of that Rabbi Bradonovich get up which fooled no one!
Keenwa is for those individuals who are very intelligent when it comes to phonics, and do not pronounce little pieces of grain that are spelled as "QUINOA". That would be QUINN NOAH!
"This keenwa is really wonderful. Sadly, it is spelled inappropriately on every menu that I ever looked at yet all my friends laugh at me. Why? Why? Oh wait!! Squirrel......"