keenwa

Keenwa is for those individuals who are very intelligent when it comes to phonics, and do not pronounce little pieces of grain that are spelled as "QUINOA". That would be QUINN NOAH!

"This keenwa is really wonderful. Sadly, it is spelled inappropriately on every menu that I ever looked at yet all my friends laugh at me. Why? Why? Oh wait!! Squirrel......"

Sangeapism

Pronounced as "San-Jeep-Ism"

A elongated response of a completely random nature that is structured as neither poetry or prose but rather more of insane indifference.

Person A: "Hey man, I think the tickets to the Mets game is sold out. I'm sorry, but maybe next time okay?"

and the sangeapism (response) for that would be:

Person B: "I remember how I got interested in the Mets.
Winters I used to run in Flushing Corona Meadows park, for the fresh air. When I got bored of just circling the lake at the south end and craved some mental stimulation I would wander the whole length of the park, passing Shea Stadium.

After a few trips I switched to city streets in winter. I got an analog-digital blue faced watch so that I wouldn't stop too long at stores. I used to pick a street and jog 10 miles, in one of 12 directions.
At a Run to Home Plate at Shea Stadium that icelandic trustee runner lent his watch to a race official, I didn't ask why. It wasn't a ten million dollar watch, just something digital.
Now Shea Stadium is gone, I don't know why."