Mexican cream puff

Passing gas into your partners mouth as they are giving you a rim job.

Can result is the elusive and magical “El Diablo Azul” if there happens to be some romantic candles (or flames) burning close by for their exhale.

After dinner my partner was so full they barely had room for a Mexican Cream puff that evening.

EvilCouch

A piece of furniture which likes to think of itself as evil, but in fact is nothing more than a small two seater with a penchant for necrophilia.

ZOMG! EvilCouch is fucking the dead cats behind the building again

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