Troy High School

A magical little Hell on Earth in Michigan with kids vaping, having sex, being simps, and flunking their tests. This school literally locks most of the fucking bathroom doors at the end of school, so that kids can't vape. I walked with a friend past a bathroom once, and we heard damn moaning. So if you love Satan, and High School for some reason, come on down to Troy High School where kids will be vaping, fucking, or trying too hard to get a girl.

Friend 1: Hey dude, sounds stupid, but what school do you go to again?
Friend 2: It's ok, I go to Troy High School.
Friend 1: Isn't that where people vape and shit?
Friend 2: Yep, that's it.

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Juicing the Slim Jim

Alternate rarely used alternative to masturbating or ejaculating.

Right after I get out of school, I'm definitely juicing the slim jim.

Denham Springs High School

Denham Springs High School is a high school of which only has a few urinals, but mostly what look like sinks that I suppose you piss into, some kinda cute girls but then you’ll get the really bad mullet and bad teeth jocks as a nice trade for it. It also features a bunch of over-cock-strokey staff who act like this school is the second coming of Christ himself, as well as really really bad quality speakers. To make a long story short, this school isn’t that bad, but also not that good.

The legal definition for meh should be “Denham Springs High School”