Jatasia

The meanest, most brutal and unforgiving people alive. If you cross someone named Jatasia be careful if you value your life.

Oswaldo: Uhm J-Jatasia... I'm sorry but I accidentally broke your pencil but I'll buy you a new one... sorry

Jatasia: *turns red**throws everything in arms reach* you b****, I know where you live.

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Michael Jackson

A pedophile

LIttle boy: Oh boy, Michael Jackson.

MJ: Come here little boy, hee hee

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Aliya

Kind at first glance. When you get to know her, you will discover she is actually very bitter and basic.

Simpbastian: Hey Aliya, I have feelings for you and I did not know how to tell you without scaring you off.

Aliya: EEEEEW, no.

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DeLanga

The living embodiment of a keister, use this on anyone speaking absolute shit

2nd grader: My dad owns a shark and it lives in my pool.

Other 2nd grader: You absolute DeLanga