A guy that is illegal in 69 countries in the world! If you see him you need to run as fast as possible. He commits over 150 crimes a day. RUN WHILE YOU CAN
The ethan was hunting me.
The person that LOVES urban dictionary definitions (69) and has a mind that is very dirty will lick you nonstop
Ethan is really an Ethan 69 guy.
A large piece of meat sitting on the couch demanding food or beer. Loves chores will be weird around your dad. Hearing banging noises in the night is normal.
I heard strange noises from mother last night.
This day is on the 4th of December and you have to pay any one named Mathew/Matthew/mat/Matt $2 while passing them. You also have to bow to them.
Ethan: God damnit it is Matthew appreciation day
Matthew: start paying up
The one word that is a shape with 20 sides and my friend has memorized by memory on how to spell and say it.
Hey Ethan what did you do this summer
I memorized rhombicosidodecahedron
Wow so useless
A shape that has over 150 sides that people waste their time memorizing this long word that we will never use
Person 1: Have you seen Ethan today?
Person 2: He is probably trying to say and spell rhombicocidodecahedron.