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Hanzer

When someone sticks a hand between their legs and waddles quickly away because they crapped their pants in public.

That dude literally just hanzered himself.

by OtherJesus May 29, 2015

5πŸ‘ 13πŸ‘Ž


Hanzer

The waddle of embarrassment that follows when someone shits themself in public. Usually accompanied by a hand stuck between their legs.

You just did a hanzer, you loser!

by OtherJesus May 30, 2015

4πŸ‘ 10πŸ‘Ž


Hanzer

The waddle of embarrassment that follows when someone shits themself in public. Usually accompanied by a hand stuck between their legs.

You just did a hanzer, you loser!

by OtherJesus May 30, 2015

2πŸ‘ 8πŸ‘Ž


Trumpet

When you attempt a fart, but explode instead, splashing yourself with toilet water.

Trumpet victims self-identify online by the trumpet emoji 🎺

I just trumpeted myself while doing that Skype battle!

by OtherJesus June 2, 2016

7πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž