When you attempt a fart, but explode instead, splashing yourself with toilet water.
Trumpet victims self-identify online by the trumpet emoji Γ°ΒΒΒΊ
I just trumpeted myself while doing that Skype battle!
8π 7π
When someone sticks a hand between their legs and waddles quickly away because they crapped their pants in public.
That dude literally just hanzered himself.
5π 13π
The waddle of embarrassment that follows when someone shits themself in public. Usually accompanied by a hand stuck between their legs.
You just did a hanzer, you loser!
4π 10π
The waddle of embarrassment that follows when someone shits themself in public. Usually accompanied by a hand stuck between their legs.
You just did a hanzer, you loser!
2π 8π