Wesbian

A wesbian is a person who lives in the land that time forgot, and stops.
She is generally a german teacher, but it can vary. The word 'wesbian' comes from the combining of the words 'welsh' and 'lesbbian'. So basically a lesbian from Germany.

Dennis: I have a german lesson with the Wesbian now.
Otis: haha...SHAME...dood.
Dorita: This is a serious matter, Otis.
Otis: er, why???
Dorita: Cos she can trap you in her world in which time stops.
Otis: OMG, we're never gonna see Dennis again *hugs*
Dorita: Yh bubi Dennis
Dennis: Oh I don't wanna die...maybe I'll bunk...

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mecked up

When something has been, or is 'mecked up' then it basically means 'f***ked up'.
It's a handy word for when you're around parents or teachers...or maybe even the queen if you're lucky.

Dennis: OMG..my dog just ate my homework...
Otis: haha...shame Miss Dicksy is gonna kill you.
Dorita: Yh, your ass is grass dood.
Dennis: This is SOO mecked up man. Wtf am i gonna do??
Otis: Don't ask me. I don't have a dog..
Dorita: Sme.

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Husbad

A husbad, is a husband gone bad.
He is also the husband equivalent for a whore.

Dennis: I heard Dorita and Otis gotta a dirvorce.
Sylvia: Yeah, because Otis turned out gay...
Dennis: I thought it was because he was a husbad.

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stupeedo

A stupeedo is a very fast person, wearing speedos.

Dennis: OMG look at the hot stupeedo
Tarzan: *cough* ur boyfriend is here by the way
Dorita: Smart move, Dennis
Otis: I don't like stupeedos, I like HEBS

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Chimpmuk

A chimpmuk is a person in a photograph that appears to be wearing two hats and a hoodie which makes them look like a chipmunk. It is very likely this person will have the qualities of a chimp.

Dorita: WOAH look at this photo...
Tarzan: Huh?
Otis: Thats a chimpmuk if ever I saw one.
Dennis: *nods* Sure is

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Shpappy

The word 'shpappy' means a state of utter happiness, but with a twist. When a person is shpappy their happiness is slightly overcome by spazziness.

Otis: I'm so SHPAPPY
Dorita: why??
Otis: Cos the reject gooseblob left me alone and finally took the hint that I don't like her. AT ALL.
Dennis: Lucky...
Otis: I KNOW!!! *dances*
Dorita: Whats your secret??
Otis: *taps nose* thats for me to know and for you to find out.
Dennis: You raped her didn't you?
Otis: *shifty eyes* No...
Dorita: LIAR!!! Gd one tho...

TOM

Basically TOM stands for Time Of Month...
ANd we all know what that means.
(The womanly cycle if you don't)
(If you still didn't get that, then PERIODS)

Otis: Why won't you sit down on the sofa, Dorita?
Dorita: Cos its white...
Otis: So?
Dorita: Never sit on a white sofa with TOM...
Otis: Come again?
Dorita: Time Of Month dofus!

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