Doing the Tuna

Slang for someone having a seizure.

Steve: "What is wrong with Jeff"

Jeff: Flopping around uncontrollably on the floor.

Bill: "Don't mind him, he's just doing the tuna."

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Ripper

Prison slang for a child molester. see also Skinner

The new inmate is a fuckin ripper, lets give him a blanket party tonight.

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Ear Infucktion

A sarcastic way of saying you aren't listening. Used in conjunction with "twat was that" and "cunt hear you".

Twat was that? I cunt hear you. I have a slut ear infucktion. Tits ok, I'll finger it out later.

Mousetard

A very stupid way of saying mustard. Usually said sarcastically to your dumb friend.

"Hey Joe, you dumbass, pass the mousetard"