Khalilah

1. One who replaces daily water requirements with Chardonnay
2. One who does not enjoy coffee drinks
3. Suffers from an unusual allergic reaction to having fruits and/or nuts mixed into her food
4. Instantly enraged by conflation of any black musician with R. Kelly
5. Easily recognizable by these quotes: "It's Rick James, bitch!", "Why walk when you can drive? I'm just sayin'...", "F$#@ #$% %^^##$%@#$#!&*@!!!!!"

Boy: "Is this R. Kelly?"
Khalilah: "It's Rick James, BITCH!"

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