Popcorning

Basically corn popping

Boy: Hey Jeff whatcha doing?
Jeff: just popcorning some corn

j'peux pas, j’ai piscine

j'peux pas, j’ai piscine:

French for „I have no time, I have swimming class.“
Obvious excuse for shirking away from unpleasant tasks or dates.

- The laundry needs to be done today, can you do that?

- j'peux pas, j’ai piscine