bent

1. An individual who abuses his/her position of power, or operates on the periphery of legality

2. Homosexual

1. That copper is as bent as a nine pound note.

2. That Terry is as bent as a Uri Geller cutlery set

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whom

a simple and useful word that, like the adverb, baffles the americans.

From whom did Saddam get his WMDs?

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bow-legged

Outward curvature of the legs at the knees.

Also bandy-legged

That "what's his face" off CSI is so bow-legged, he couldn't stop a pig in a passage

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waterfall

A device that can make you fly. More fun than attending lectures, but feels like your inhaling a molotov cocktail.

Our 18 litre lung was out of commission so Steve constructed a waterfall out of an old cement mixer.

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tight

What a Scotsman's purse is

That Jock McCraddock never buys the first round. Let's piss in his pint

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