Foamyfoot

The result of your early morning bare foot finding the still warm, frothy slime puddle that your cat has deposited in your carpet the night before.

My shoe smelled all day at work because I didn't have time to clean off my foamyfoot thanks to Felix!

rectalectomy

The southern styled removal of a drunkard or loudmouth.

If that loud mouth doesn't shut his pie hole he's going to get a rectalectomy. (Asshole removal)

Digitalia

The high quality definition of HD television, actually shows the outline of the actors genitalia.

I hate this HD TV, you can see everything from the acne on their face to their digitalia.

air-jacking

The motion made with one's own arm imitating a male masterbating to show a complete lack of interest or respect to someone talking.

I was standing behind my boss air-jacking while he was yelling at everyone in the meeting.

Twat twerking

During doggie style sex , when the girl gyrates her pelvic area around while backed into her man.

I was doing her doggie and she told me to stop thrusting with my dick still in her. Then she started twat twerking on my cock.

meat muffins

The pillowy clit bumbers on either side of a females vajayjay.

If it wasn't for her extra fluffy meat muffins, my pelvic bone would be fractured.

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pamperature

Writing not quite meeting the requirements to be a pamphlet but not to be considered literature either.

Those damn Mohovahs left their pamperature in our door again.