North Korean Missile

Someone who aims high, but fails miserably.

Brian is such a North Korean missile. He's always striving for an A+, but he never remembers to hand in his assignments.

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Diabetes in a Box

Kryspy Kreme Donuts. As Sydney Airport has a Kryspy Kreme shop in the terminal, they've become the city's major export as people enjoy purchasing them and eating them on their flight. Also refers to any other sugar-loaded or diabetes-inducing snack in a box.

"Whoohoo, I picked up these sugar-loaded Kryspy Kreme's just before we had to board!"
"You feeling proud you bought diabetes in a box?"

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Offalstick

Noun. A sausage, or sausage-like food.

"Yo bro, feel like swinging on down to Krissy's BBQ to snatch up some free offalsticks?"
"Nah man, I value my health."

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