Jetlack

What happens when "jetlag" affects your ability to think. You have a lack of cognition - therefore Jetlack.

Oops! I didn't mean to send that email to the whole company. I must have jetlack since my 2 week trip to Asia.

TDMA

Too Damn Many Acronyms

I have no idea what you mean! All those acronyms, that's TDMA.

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HyperBole

Someone who uses hyperbole (exaggeration to make a point) to excess.

A bragger who must always "out do" everyone else.

HyperBole: "I made a million dollars on that client."

Brother: "Dude! Why is every other thing you say a hyperbole?"

HyperBole: "It's not bragging it's true! I'm better than everyone else, that's why."

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