biothesiometry

A medical test used to assess a person’s ability to sense vibrations, particularly in their extremities.

Biothesiometry, give one to a dirty-minded person and it would’ve given them deja vu.

automated tissue image analysis

The use of computer algorithms and software to analyze and interpret images of biological tissues, often obtained through techniques like histology or medical imaging.

Use the automated tissue image analysis correctly or you’ll ruin the cells’ family picture.

bubble oxygenator

A medical device used during cardiac surgery or extracorporeal membrane oxygenation procedures to oxygenate and remove carbon dioxide from a patient’s blood.

I thought the bubble oxygenator is for the lungs.

biliblanket

A medical device used to treat jaundice in newborns.

A biliblanket is the best blanket for babies!

blind insertion airway device

A medical device used to establish and maintain a patient’s airway when traditional methods are difficult or impossible.

I thought that a blind insertion airway device helps blind people breathe.

Bárány chair

A medical device used to diagnose and treat disorders of the inner ear and balance system.

The Bárány chair also rotates, meaning that I want a disorder in my inner ear.

bronchial blocker

A device which can be inserted down a tracheal tube after tracheal intubation so as to block off the right or left main bronchus of the lungs in order to be able to achieve a controlled one sided ventilation of the lungs in thoracic surgery.

Using a bronchial blocker that blocks something that helps you, helps you?