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analytical nebulizer

A device used in analytical chemistry and scientific research to convert a liquid sample into a fine aerosol or mist of droplets. Also, it is used for medical purposes for some reason.

Man 1: Analytical nebulizer is ready to go!
Surgeon 1: You just burned down a hospital.

by Overall1728 September 23, 2023


Arsenopyrite

An iron arsenic sulfide with a chemical composition of FeAsS.

Miner: I think I find some Arsenopyrite

by Overall1728 September 21, 2023


aspirator

A suction machine used to remove mucus, blood, and other bodily fluids from a patient for no reason

What is the aspirator going to do? Drain all my blood?

by Overall1728 September 23, 2023


Bakri balloon

A medical device used in obstetrics to manage postpartum hemorrhage

We need the Bakri balloon before her ginormous period leaks everywhere.

by Overall1728 September 24, 2023


AutoAnalyzer

A laboratory instrument used for automated analysis of various chemical substances in samples, such as blood, urine, and environmental samples.

The AutoAnalyzer would really like to analyze your urine.

by Overall1728 September 23, 2023


birthing chair

A specially designed chair or stool used during childbirth to assist the mother in delivering her baby.

So, the birthing chair gives birth to a chair and the mother give to a baby on the chair giving birth.

by Overall1728 September 24, 2023


air ionizer

a device that releases negatively charged ions into the air.

Person 1: Hey, didn’t you install a new air ionizer today?
Jack: I have ionized my balls.

by Overall1728 September 22, 2023