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air purifier

A device designed to improve indoor air quality by removing contaminants in the air.

Person 1: Dude, you broke your air purifier.
Jack: I thought I had to purify it.

by Overall1728 September 22, 2023


BodyKom

A mobile heart monitoring service that enable care personnel to receive the ECG of heart patients via the mobile network.

Mr. Heart, please step out of the circulatory system and don’t try to run, because I have my BodyKom on.

by Overall1728 September 24, 2023


abductor wedge

A medical device or cushion designed to help maintain proper positioning and alignment of the legs, particularly after certain types of surgery or to prevent hip joint contractures in individuals with limited mobility.

Surgeon 1: Be careful, you know what happened last time
Surgeon 2: I know, but this time I will not destroy the abductor wedge again

by Overall1728 September 21, 2023


Airtraq

A brand of video laryngoscope, a medical device used by healthcare professionals for intubation procedures.

Surgeon 1: First day?
Surgeon 2: Yeah, let me just put the Airtraq in and-
Surgeon 1: WRONG HOLE!!!

by Overall1728 September 22, 2023


Arsenopyrite

An iron arsenic sulfide with a chemical composition of FeAsS.

Miner: I think I find some Arsenopyrite

by Overall1728 September 21, 2023


bronchitis kettle

A long spout, was used in the nineteenth and twentieth centuries to moisten the air for a sufferer of bronchitis, and was considered to make it easier to breathe for the patient.

A bronchitis kettle is better than the bronchial blocker.

by Overall1728 September 24, 2023


boot

A medical device worn during treatment and recovery of a variety of foot injuries.

Cowboy, more like handicapped-boy… I should stfu and do a better boot joke or something.

by Overall1728 September 24, 2023