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A competing website that boasts definitions of not only common and obscure words, but also many words that are used only by Shakespeare.

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Ash Wednesday

In Christian tradition, the first day of the 40-day season of Lent, which recalls the last days spent on earth by Jesus.

I gave up wearing nice socks for Lent, so my feet have been uncomfortable since Ash Wednesday.

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Thundercles

A large, violent robot. Neighbor to Brak and family.

Mr. Thundercles: "I understand you're looking for a partner!"
Dad: "Are you interested?"
Mr. Thundercles: "No you idiot! I'm here to laugh!"

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n00ber

Alternate pronunciation of n00b, most often used by people who like rhymes.

"I lost because my allies were über n00bers."

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o'er-crow

v. t. To crow, exult, or boast, over; to overpower. Contraction of "overcrow."

HAMLET
O, I die, Horatio;
The potent poison quite o'er-crows my spirit:
I cannot live to hear the news from England;
But I do prophesy the election lights
On Fortinbras: he has my dying voice;
So tell him, with the occurrents, more and less,
Which have solicited. The rest is silence.

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friendgirl

A girl who is your friend, who you would like to be your girlfriend, but who will almost certainly never BE your girlfriend.

Need I cite an example?

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the nothings

What we might have called the decade we are currently in, the one which followed the nineties.

"Dude, stop living in the nineties. This is the nothings. Get with it."

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