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A restroom where you walk in and thereâs this guy in there on the phone talking about eating a Starbucks sandwich while on the toilet, so you cough to let him know your in there and he hangs up but then immediately answers another phone call (which kind of defeats the purpose but whatever) and says âhey is Richie still in jail? Can they trace it back to meâ and the girl on the phone says âhow the fuck should I know Jared?â And he says âI remember our history together how do I know I can trust youâ and she says âIâm a lot of things Jared but a liar isnât one of themâ and he says âI CANT GO BACK TO JAILâ and then you just give up and slowly back out of the restroom
âHey Ben I heard a lot of commotion go on in the Barnes and Noble Restroom are you ok?â âYeah Iâm fine I found a Starbucks sandwich in there so Iâm no longer hungryâ
When your in a left lane at an intersection and right as the light turns red you slam the gas pedal and honk your horn so traffic knows your coming.
Damn it Dave that guy did a Los Angeles Left Hand Turn Signal and nearly cut me off.