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ESG scoring is a way to force companies to follow the woke agenda. If you get a good ESG score your company will get investment, if you get a poor ESG score your company won't get the investment. The more woke your company is the better the ESG score. This is why now companies put ESG score ahead of making profit, eg Bud Light. Every big company now is owned by the commies.
We need to employ more blacks and gays to improve our ESG scord
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Simping is tricking yourself into thinking a girl likes you when you don't really have a chance. It maybe she already has a boyfriend or has told you she doesn't want to be your girlfriend but you still try to win her affections. You pretend she has given signs she likes you. You delude yourself and think about her all the time. When you see her you treat her like royalty or a celebrity even though you know someone else's cum is probably still inside her from a morning's bare back. You find yourself going to extraordinary lengths to spend time with her and give her compliments without even realising. She may well encourage your simping by occasionally giving you some attention but always with a mention of her boyfriend or some way to let you know your place. Being a simp can be curable especially if a man realises he's being a simp but at the same time he may realise he's being a simp and try to use that knowledge to pull the girl he's simping over, there is no reasoning as the simps desire overrides logic. It can happen more easily if through work or your life you are forced to spend time with her. If you want to escape then avoid her until your brain forgets. All the time you spend with her is wasted. Don't waste your time on girls that won't have sex with you unless you don't fancy them and are actually friends.
I've wasted too much time simping over girls and it's never got me anywhere.
A formally popular pilsner, mild and inoffensive in taste, easy drinking however they decided to worry about their ESG score and used a trans gender in their advertising. Since then they've seen massive sales reduction, share price reduction and even ESG score reduction as they were seen as pandering to the right by not continuing with the advert. A future study in how not to market. ESG before the customer or profit
Friend 1: Hey I'm going to get myself a Bud light
Friend 2: Really? When are you getting your bottom surgery?
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Have ever looked around your company and noticed how many team leaders and lower management tick diversity boxes? These people are diversity hires. All big corporations have quoters for diversity they need to meet and by hiring and promoting people who tick the right boxes the HR team can feel they are fighting for social justice
My new ream leader is a diversity hire. Totally useless but the company will cover for him as he's black and gay
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Most middle management in alot of industries have to tick at least one diversity box to be allowed to be promoted however a diversity hire was taken on purely to tick boxes and usually more than one. Example black, transgender lesbian head if HR equality department.
Why would someone so stupid be given a management position when there was lots of better candidates?
The company needed to reduce the gender pay gap so had to do a diversity hire.
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A mental illness that many young people suffer with after a lot of brainwashing. It can be cured but often victims remain with the malady for life. A leftist thinks Trump is evil and Bill Gates is a great guy, they also think every white person is evil even though they are white themselves. They tend to be low IQ and can become emotional if their position is challenged.
There's a leftist night out where they are going to discuss Karl Marx and how real communism has never been tried. They are all wearing covid masks and are on their 5th booster.
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