emojigasm

What happens when a large amount of emojis appear at once, usually indicating something sexual, similar to having a seizure or existential crisis

"she sent me so many eggplants and peaches that i nearly had a emojigasm"
"whats wrong with dave?" "He's having an emojigasm, dont look at his phone."

semi-fucked

That incomplete feeling after ending sexual intercourse early

"You don't get is Donna, he left me feeling semi-fucked damnit!"

eughah

A random noise that is often made by sexual climax

He was about to finish, " eughah !" He exclaimed

trumpolining

Trumpolining is when someone points out something pretty diminishing about you so you bounce back with a completely irrelevant fact that shouldn't make any difference and people side with you anyway.

'You've been accused of tax fraud since 1978.'
'But my hair looks better'
*Applause*
"What a trumpolining bastard"