naches

A sad, sad little town. Some describe it as where the orchards meet the forests, it don't get more rural than that.

TOM: Dude, you wanna go to Naches?

PHIL: No thanks, I'm allergic to apples.

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identity theft

the fraudulent appropriation and use of someone's identifying or personal data or documents, as a credit card. Then using it to spend all their coin.

TOM: "My Visa bill says I've spent five grand on hookers in Tijuana!"

PHIL: "Yeah? Sounds like the evils of identity theft."

TOM: "It surely does man, it surely does."

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taco wagon

A wagon that sells and/or distributes tacos. Usually run by Mexican-Americans.

TOM:
"That taco looks quite delicious, wherever did you get it?"

PHIL:
"At the taco wagon on first."

TOM:
"Oh, of course."

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