trapped whinge

Another name for pre-menstrual tension (PMT)/when a woman is on her period.

"Your wife was in a foul mood today mate"

"Yeah, I know. It's that time of the month - she has trapped whinge!"

Spreadache

A minor headache or fuzziness of vision caused by spending too much time working on an Excel spreadsheet.

I just spent two hours working on that spreadsheet and it’s given me a bit of a spreadache.

Pugget

Noun.

A piece of information that is slightly obscure and that would make an ideal pub quiz question.

Pub (quiz) + Nugget (of information) = Pugget!

The answers to questions like...

'Who did Val Kilmer play in the film 'True Romance?' or;

'Who is Gary Oldman's sister better known as?'

...would qualify as 'puggets'.

In a sentence:

"Did you know that Gary Oldman's sister is Big Mo from Eastenders?"

"Really? That's a great pugget!'

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