The best Fucking nickname you can name some named Amy. She's kind of like a sweet goblin, who'll steal your food but then buy you lunch... is that a goblin... yes. She also puts milk before cereal which is weird as hell but you deal with it anyway because she's Amers. She also rocks Architecture, point out a column and she'll name it.
"OH MY GOD! IS AMERS REALLY PUTTING MILK BEFORE HER CEREAL!?"
"Haha, classic Amers!"