commodecibel

The sound(s) people make when in a stall in a public restroom to let you know they are there

So I walk into the airport restroom and the dude coughs, his commodecibel, to let me know he’s there

sound check

An audible fart with no accompanying smell.

Basically if you rip one and someone hears it and it does not smell THAT is a sound check.

Ever since I went to a plant based diet I can sound check almost anywhere.

"You just crop dusted me !" "Wait for it....see? Nada, total sound check."

curping

Typically heard from the boomer or grandparent crowd. It's the sound they make when they burp and cough at the same time.

Thought I would have to call an ambulance to the restaurant as my Dad could not stop curping.

Jeezus, I had COVID and then tried to eat pizza, curped up a storm.