Funding secured.

When you have no idea where you're gonna get the money.

Elon Musk, 8/7/2018: "Am considering taking Tesla private at $420. Funding secured." SEC opens investigation next day.

Me to my new girl: "Taking you to Hawaii this winter. Funding secured." Let's hope for a windfall...

2041👍 475👎

Hope Xi sees this

When someone goes that extra mile shilling for their dear leader.

"If only we had a government that was efficient, orderly, and effective at containing viruses like China's."

"Hope Xi sees this, bro."