Hope Xi sees this

When someone goes that extra mile shilling for their dear leader.

"If only we had a government that was efficient, orderly, and effective at containing viruses like China's."

"Hope Xi sees this, bro."

Funding secured.

When you have no idea where you're gonna get the money.

Elon Musk, 8/7/2018: "Am considering taking Tesla private at $420. Funding secured." SEC opens investigation next day.

Me to my new girl: "Taking you to Hawaii this winter. Funding secured." Let's hope for a windfall...

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