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MBA Catch Phrase Bingo - A series of canned phrases, used by bosses to deflect questions and sound smarter than everyone. Done properly itâs like a magic trick that confuses the masses into thinking the boss answered the question when he didnât.
Carl: Hey Kyle, Did Lance explain whatâs going on with the layoffs during the staff meeting?
Kyle: I asked him and he wouldnât answer it directly. He decided to play MBA catch phrase bingo with us instead.
He said, âAt the end of the dayâ, âright-size itâ and something about âsquaring the circle.â No one knows what the fuck just happened in there.
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A gluten-free friend is a friend that sabotages every meal out with their bullshit. If a gluten-free friend senses people are having fun, they instantly become shit crippled, and ask if what theyâre consuming has gluten.
We were having a great night last night when Justin got the bubble gut, and started yelling that his free range tofu had gluten in it. He totally fucked up the night; Iâm putting him on the list of gluten-free friends.
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A Faux Operator embraces all of the appeaeances of a military spec ops dude, without ever having served. They wear: 511 pants, long beards, Oakleyâs, and Hats with tear away Velcro flags. They can often be found in their normal haunts, at celebrity firearms classes. They often feel that the instructorâs past bio somehow is now part of their resume.
Hey bro, I just went over to thank that secret squirrel looking dude, with the new Sig MCX rifle, for his service. You know, the guy that was talking about Mogadishu all morning. He stuttered a bit, then told me, âhe had shin splints in ROTC and he couldnât enlist.â That dudeâs not a SEAL, heâs a Faux Operator; Iâm gonna steal his $700.00 Aimpount and piss in his canteen later.