ski-er pee-er

When a woman has to stand in a 'ski' position to use a public bathroom because the facility doesn't supply the toilet seat covers or she has a huge germophobia.

Woman: "Hey, Bob, I received a great workout last night."
Bob: "How?"
Woman: "I was at a restaurant last night and had to use the bathroom."
Bob: "How is that a workout?"
Woman: "I won't sit on a public toilet. I had to use the ski-er pee-er position."

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