Bloody poop pickle

A nonsensical, ridiculous, stupid pejorative used to infuriate your friends who have penises that are much larger than your own.

Joe: You’re such a bloody poop pickle.
Sam: If you say that again I will skull fuck you until your dog dies.

Vansvestite

A person who believes that their Chevy Traverse is a truck and demands that others call it truck, when, in fact, it is little more than a minivan.

Adam: I got my wiener stuck in a dude's butt yesterday like my truck gets stuck in the mud.
Ozzie: Get the fuck out here, you vansvestite. Your Traverse isn't a truck, it's a van and you can't make me think otherwise.