walked off

when you have a boner in a bathtub that is above the water level and a fly lands on it. then you take the wings so it just walks around your weiner until you erupt.

ralph says, "hey, gerky, have you ever been walked off?"

(in creepy raspy southerm accent)

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Space Fueler

Just like fueling in space, this technique demands high concentration, dedication, and perseverance from both parties... Basically someone takes a shit into a vagina. Sounds simple, but its actually extremely complicated.

"I just gave that bitch a space fueler last night...." (usually followed by awkward silence)

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