Chief

An E-8 in the Navy, who promises to change nothing and changes everything, or who promises to change everything and changes nothing. Continually hydrates with nothing except coffee and grows a ridiculously thick mustache. Also known to sodomize lesser enlisted personnel daily.

Chief Smith says, "Don't worry shipmates, I will be making sure we all get out early if the work is finished." Then after making this statement you work for one hour and are forced to stay on the ship aimlessly wandering about (working) until well after 2200.

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