Princess Peach

That bitch in mario that you always have to rescue from a giant immortal fire breathing turtle.

You: Yey i saved Princess Peach
Taod: Sorry but our princess is in another castle
You: FUCK!!
Mario: To the next castle
You: Ok im gonna find her, save her, kill bowser, fuck her, eat some tacos, then kill her.

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