Canada

Some might say it is the Mexico of the UK. It is a country made of ice, and full of dirty ice igloos. People from this country are known as Canadians. Canadians are well known for stealing ideas, eating back-bacon, drinking syrup, and speaking broken English.

The sad pathetic Canadian with a lazy-eye cried in his dirty igloo. He was sad to be part of the shit-hole known as Canada.

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