C.E.D.

Cosmetic Effect of Distance/Darkness/Drunkenness/Desperation. A very versatile expression, used to explain away why you slept with that butt ugly dude/girl you just saw walking down the street.

ZOMG, I can't believe I made out with that guy. Total C.E.D. I guess I should calm myself with those tequila shots from now on.

5👍 2👎

PAN

Penis And Nuts

Did you see that guy?
Yeah, he had a huge PAN.

13👍 28👎

B.A.T.

Better As a Thumbnail

Ugh. I thought that dude on Grindr was fucking hot until I clicked on his profile. Totally B.A.T.

3👍 2👎

twat oil

A deliciously pungent oil with a high smoking point, roughly equivalent to flaxseed oil, only much fishier. Perfect for seasoning cast iron or de Bruyer pans.

Dude, where did you get that twat oil? These omelettes are delicious!