Rural Dictionary

gife

so dirty that this is the only word to describe that

filthy rotten teeth that are so dirty it makes ur eyes ache

by PAPPY April 18, 2005

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This is a show on Cartoon Network that apparently everyone else here loves. Even that guy who doesn't like Kittie. Anyhow, every episode of this piece of shit show is about doing something stupid to get an amount of coinage sufficient to buy jawbreakers. One kid is supposed to be smart but everything he does sucks in the end, one kid is sort of the ringleader and is also a tool, and then there's the other kid who's too stupid for words or any practical use other than being the guinea pig and gettin' his ass hurt. Then there's some foxy jailbait cartoon girls that everyone macks on. Oh yeah there's also some douchy kid who talks to a piece of wood.

Watching Ed, Edd, 'n' Eddy is kinda like shooting yourself in the face.

by PAPPY July 19, 2004

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douche

The more literal usage of the word "douche" refers to something clean and good (a vaginal cleaner). Yet to be called a douche is much more negative. Also can be used as a negative term in other forms, much more common as negative slang than the literal meaning. Similar to the way that a "fuck" is a good thing, but it's never good to be called one ("hey why'd you do that you stupid fuck!?") or to be fucked over, etc.

To put it in perspective:

In the more literal sense of the word:
When I was younger my priest douched me to clean out my evil spirits.

In the slangier, negative sense:
Now that I'm older and undergoing therapy I realize my priest really douched me over!

by PAPPY July 24, 2004

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