jeremiah

a psychopath who enjoys removing people's kneecaps for no reason and dressing up as a hairy man for halloween so he can pick food off his long bushy beard

Halloween Party Host: Oh, hey random hairy man at my halloween party who is also picking food off his beard!
Jeremiah: *removes kneecap*
Party-goer: Hey, man! Why would you do that?
Jeremiah: For no reason! :D *removes kneecap*