Dick Slug

After copulation, while a man is ejaculating on a level surface (such as a face or belly), the man rub his penis in his ejaculate and then drags the tip across the surface. This leaves a long semen trail that resembles the path of a slug.

"I dick slugged the Wendy from Applebees"
"You slapped her with your dick? Yo, thats sexual assault"
"No no no, I gave her a DICK SLUG..."
"Oh! Yeah she prolly liked that ish"

"Oh, Shit!" Factor

In a pick-up or organized game of football, the "Oh Shit!" Pairing is the pairing between an "Oh Shit!" Man and the unwilling wide receiver he usually covers. You can spot an "Oh Shit!" Pairing when the wide receiver gets hit by the "Oh Shit!" Man and screams "Oh Shit!" before he gets hit. After that one hit, an "Oh Shit!" Pairing is born. The unwilling wide receiver is usually afraid of being hit by the "Oh Shit!" Man, so he doesn't get open and might drop passes.

The "Oh Shit!" Man is the man that gives the usually bone-crushing hit in an "Oh Shit!" Pairing. You can spot an "Oh Shit!" by when an unwilling wide receiver gets hit by a strong defensive player.

Mike catches the ball but Logan is about to hit him. Mike screams "Oh Shit!" and the "Oh, Shit!" Factor comes into play.

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asian pop tart

1. When you take a pop tart, preferably uncooked, and smash it against someones head and in their hair. The sticky goo should get all in their making it difficult to get out.

2. Or when a man ejaculates inside a woman, and then takes a potato chip and scraping off all the semen and vaginal liquids and eating said potato chip.

1. OH!!! I just shoved a pop tart in your emo hair! You got an asian pop tart, poser bitch! Fuckin suck on that you emo shit!

2. Mmmm... that asian pop tart tasted sooo good, baby!

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