telford boy

a telford boy is a lad from telford who walks around the streets at night thinkin he is mint, they are usually seen wearin trackie bottoms, polo shirts, a fake burberry hat, oh and dont forget the rockports (or rockfords).

any lad from orleton park.

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soldier

A member of the ARMY.

Marines, sailors, and airmen, are NOT soldiers.

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mug chugging

when you really hate someone's fucking guts so bad that you offer to make them a cup of coffee and before you pour you rub your dirty sweaty cheesy balls all over the rim of the cup

hmmm . . . great cup of coffee you made there grant . . . but was the milk off cause I have a cup full of cheese !

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main screen turn on

Reference to bad Japanese videogame translation from Zero Wing.. the source of,"All Your Base Are Belong To Us." Its a geek joke.

"We get signal"

"Main screen turn on"

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assbreath

One who has the most fecal scented breath as a result of poor dental hygiene or bits of carion remaining between the teeth.

I had difficulty maintaining focus, on the conversation with Claire, due to her disgusting ass breath.

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backdoor blizzard

after returning from a tacobell run, and cumming in your girls ass, you ram her real hard, pull out, and watch her fart out the cum, in a blizzard like manner

mike johnson gets back door blizzarded everyday

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homotron

something with such distinguishingly homosexual attributes that one would assume they could only be created by a dedicated device.

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