SkyFi

Refers to the mysterious WiFi connections that wireless app / device users get when they are walking around outside. Usually they are in close proximity to someone's WiFi network but can really know whose. It is as if the connection just came from the sky.

I love this part of town. My PDA is connected on SkyFi the whole time I am down here.

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muck the barn

to give oral sex to a woman

He mucked my barn for 45 minutes last night.
Dude I was totally mucking her barn.

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weyup

reaction upon seeing a desirable female

weyup look at the hooters on that!

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hamdanced

Drunk, beyond wasted, slightly before shit-bombed

"Do not ask me for advice when I'm all hamdanced. Wait til morning"

peach ass

peachass-peech-assn an area of the buttocks neer the anal orefest that is oddly covered in small hairs, that resemble peach fuzz

your gay boyfriend has a peach ass

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Ellenation

A reference to the legions of Ellen DeGeneris fans.

I turned on the TV and was stunned by the screaming Ellenation.

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Thankyaaaah

Loud high pitched term of appreciation, ranging from the humble thankyaaah to the truly excruciating thankyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah, first attributes to Patrick Trueman (if you don't know, consider yourself lucky), although this is a tenuous link at best.

(me): Here, have an earwig....

(you): Thankyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah, cough, splutter

(me): here, have an earwig....

(you): Thankyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah, cough, splutter

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