kansas city crumper

A sexual position and act wherein a man lies on his back. The woman with her back facing him, squats over him while engaging in anal sex. Upon finishing the woman unloads her fecal matter onto the man.

I thought it was going to be some normal butt sex, but she couldn't control here bowels and it ended up being a kansas city crumper

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Lawn Ornament

Name for a broken down car or truck sitting in someones front yard.

These are usually found in small towns, and the car is usually an older American car. Camaros are one of the most common lawn ornaments found

"Hey Jeb, you ever gonna fix up that Camaro or do just keep it as a lawn ornament"

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little vinkles

Curly haired idiot slob
(see Joe Vitello)

Yo, you see that fat little vinkle? He looks like Corey Matthews

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paint-scratcher

A parking spot that is so narrow that if the driver/passengers were to open their doors the paint on the car to either side would scratch right off.

Bob: Hey man, look! ROCK STAR PARKING!!
Ray: Nah man, that's a paint-scratcher... Look at those hummers! Find another spot..

abbotsford ignorant

gays in vancouver use this term to describe the ignorance that abbotsford seems to reek of. abbotsford being a town full of bible thumpers, they are often s hocked and angered by the big city world.

'wow that guy over there's gotta be abbotsford ignorant'

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Boosh

a game changing hit, especially in the exciting sport of Madden.

After forcing a fumble, Johnny proclaimed ,"You just got booshed!!!"

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Swimmigrant

an immigrant in the US who swam over the river/gulf to get there.

Dude... That guy working at the McDonalds? He\\\\\\\'s such a swimmigrant! He doesn\\\\\\\'t even speak english!

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