Grauniad

In the UK, there is a left-wing newspaper called The Guardian which is famed for it's abundance of typos and spelling mistakes which make it through the editing process. One time, they printed their own name as "The Grauniad" and since then it has stuck as an affectionate nickname.

John likes to read The Grauniad.

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piss bucket

a piss bucket is someone who is only worth the volume contents of a bucket of piss

my ex-girlfriend fiona smith is a piss bucket

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hedgebreader

Someone who tears a little hole in a piece of bread and proceeds to have intercourse with said hole.

Justin is a big hedgebreader when it comes to whole wheat

Double Hangup

the act of after arguing with someone on the phone to hang up on them, making sure you slam the phone down, then calling them back, shouting "YEAH THATS RIGHT!" into the phone and hanging up AGAIN.

Sourced from nixus

man my bitch pissed me off so much last night on the phone that I gave her the double Hangup

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Lick

sucks; is not good; bad

This party licks....lets jet

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primary digits

The phone number a person expects friends and family to use.

I need to make sure you have my primary digits. I don't want to get all calls from you on my cellular.

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