walla

The work many people say / mispell in place of the French word - "voilà" which means (in English) "here it is".

"Walla" is a word used by ignorant people (particularly Americans) who simply don't know any better.

I was looking for my pen and voilà, here it is.

gotchie

Underwear, stemming from the DP's of eastern European descent.

In his drunken stupor, he lost control of his bowels and dropped a tar biscuit in his gotchie.

Hasu

Hasu > Chobo > Gosu
noob > novice > Pro

cant spell asuki-rhyme without IM HASU

crank hair

Pubic hair that is located on the shaft of the penis.

Dude, I got my crank hair stuck in my zipper.

history

A tale made up to explain to the wife why you came home drunk

You won't believe what happend to me on the way home dear........

hamdanced

Drunk, beyond wasted, slightly before shit-bombed

"Do not ask me for advice when I'm all hamdanced. Wait til morning"

peach ass

peachass-peech-assn an area of the buttocks neer the anal orefest that is oddly covered in small hairs, that resemble peach fuzz

your gay boyfriend has a peach ass