pebbledashing

The effect of foreign food after 12 to 24 hours, a mixture of fart and liquid shit that results in the splatter effect in the bog

that shit was incredible i peebledashed!

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math debate

masterbating

I had a math debate after lunch.

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wintard

One who uses Microsoft Windows and or any Microsoft products.

wintard(ation) - A disease, deadly.

wintard(ed) - Like Windows users, this term refers to someone who is generally retarded.

You are wintarded.
You're such a wintard.
Let's get wintarded.

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dogger

A lazy, unproductive person who is often found fucking the dog or doggin' it

"Get off the couch and help ya dogger"

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rire

meaning "to laugh" in french, this word may be used instead of "LOL".

*woman falls down flight of stairs*

Rire! I can't believe that just happened.

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ROIN?

well, it means...

RRRRROOOOOOIIIINNNN!!!!!!

P) hello
M)RRROOOOIIINNN?????

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spawny

To be very successful without trying. Basically to be a lucky cunt.

When someone flukes a pot in a game of pool the phrase 'you spawny git' would be appropriate.

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